Well, wasn't that fun.

Now, what did we learn children?

[ the sound of one clearing their throat before speaking ] Well.

[ he pauses, smacking his lips. ]

That was fun.
[ a few short giggles ]

Lets do that again sometime, hmm Naudoria?
You all play along so - very - well.

[ he clicks his tongue at the end of the last word and than laughs, twisted high-pitched giggles until the transmission times out ]

[ Only to come back on again in a few seconds ]

Oh, and for those wanting to play a little hide and seek, I have a hint for you.

Green.

[ End transmission... For real this time. ]

[ Recording begins. Whether your communicator is turned on mute, or turned off, you'll still hear this message loud and clear. The man speaking clears his throat, and begins. ]

[ in almost sing-song ] Good afternoon, Naudoria.
It seems like someone's had a little fun without us.
So, I thought, why not make our own fun?

Lets play another game. One a little more interactive.

[ short pause ]

Today you're all going to be part of a little social experiment.

[ jaw click ]

Right now, I'm ready to blow the city sky high.
But if by the strike of midnight there are only ten standing,
those lucky ten get to keep their lives.
If not... [ chuckle ]
Well, I'm sure you can fill in the blanks.



Aaand...
begin.

Lets see what you've got, Naudoria.

Time is a tick-ing.

[ transmission ended ]

[ The recording begins. It's a little fuzzy in sound, but otherwise good quality. The many verbal and oral tics of the man speaking are picked up with ease throughout the entire entry. First, there is a moment of silence. He than clears his throat, shifts, and begins. ]

Yanno, there's something about silence at midnight that keeps me up until the birds come out.

So, let's play a game, Naudoria.
It's called word association. I'm sure some of you have heard of it.

[ There's a small pause - click of his jaw. ]

Let's start with the word - Gastroschisis.

[ He laughs, hummed chuckles. ]

Come on, I'm interested.

[ A low growl ]

Couldn't the end of the world as we know it have waited just - one - more - second? Just one, teensy weensy little second.

[ A pause. The sound of a body shifting to its feet, rustling of some object, and the communication device being picked up. Than, that sound he makes when he presses his tongue against his teeth and smacks his lips. ]

Hmm. I do love surprises.

Now, [ he clears his throat, evidently starts walking as he speaks ]
Fellow citizens. Lets talk about where it is that I am.

Your Name: Michael
Your Age: 21
Your LJ: xtirpate 
E-Mail: xtirpate@gmail.com
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Here's a constant updated list of what Joker has gathered while in Naudoria and - if applicable - where they are being stored. This will be including weapons, facts, maps, ect.

( Inventory list )

Medical info: Joker is as human as anyone human. However, over the time in the Asylum I do suspect he has built a good tolerance to chemicals. Furthermore, he seems to have an obscenely high tolerance to pain.

What's okay to mention around him: Anything, really doesn't matter. Just watch your step.

Notes for the psychics: Getting in to his head is just as simple as it would be for any other human. Deciphering it and getting out safely might be a bit of a problem.

Hugging/kissing/other non-violent physical contact: He's apathetic to and form of touch whether he acts like it or not. Hugging, kissing - both of these depend entirely on the situation and whether it'll get him what he wants or not. Since he's a control maniac, unless it was provoked by him, random displays of physical contact such as this is likely to get you a nice smile across your face. As for clingy soft of touching, he's bound to shove you off, break your limbs, and gut you like a fish. His moods vary often, however. You may be lucky with a bullet or two. Just be careful.

Maim/murder/death: Again, Joker is just as human as any other regular human. Maiming, murder, death. They're all physically possible.